Posted 2 hours ago

wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

Posted 3 days ago

bogleech:

florafaunagifs:

Leaf bug (Phyllium giganteum)

The constant wobbling as they move is a part of their disguise, making it seem as though the “leaf” is only moving because of a light breeze.

If you blow on one it will also shake around in the hopes of matching any actual surrounding leaves

Posted 3 days ago

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot)

Posted 3 days ago

msfunhouse:

1morey:

flame-cat:

bro-slimshady-strider:

m-akoto-naegi:

just another day casually scrolling tumblr

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certainly nothing interesting goin-

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wait. is that what i think it is

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iT IS

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MY PEOPLE

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DO YOU HEAR THE PEOPLE SING

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THE SONG

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OF THE

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HOMESTUCK UPDATE

Casually scrolling Tumblr,imageSees this post,image

Homestuck updated?!image

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YEEEEEEEEimage

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SHIT.image

That’s better.image
TT: Let’s rock.

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all around me are familiar faces…

I swear, I ignored the notes and thought the gigapause was over.

Omg same

(Source: princeleafs)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

humans-of-pdx:

He was drumming on an instrument in his car when I asked if I could talk with him. “Sure. Do you mind if I finish working out this beat first?” He tapped rhythmically with concentration. Then he looked up and smiled. “I just got this. I ordered it from Brazil. It’s called a Pandeiro.” 
"How is it different than a tambourine?" 
"The way you play it. Samba." He played for me again, then let me try it. 
"Is this what you do? Are you a drummer?" 
"Yeah. I play in a band called Pink Martini."
2/4/2014

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I just learned of the death of Derek Rieth, percussionist for the Portland band, Pink Martini. 

I met Derek through Humans of Portland back in February. (http://on.fb.me/XZYMbJ
The news of his tragic passing reminded me that I had unpublished photos from when we met. In memory of Derek, I wanted to publish them today.

Derek Rieth 
1971 - 2014

Posted 3 days ago

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

Posted 3 days ago

You sit there in your heartache
Waiting on some beautiful boy to
To save you from your old ways

(Source: geneticandunattainable / mtltim)

Posted 3 days ago

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

Posted 5 days ago

crowmunist:

In celebration of all the support and compassion I’ve been fortunate enough to receive on tumblr, I’m hosting a giveaway as a thank-you to my followers!  The winner may select one of the two options offered below:

  • Cosplay: One god tier cosplay, which includes hood, skirt/pants/shorts, and socks/tights (if applicable).  Fancy tiers and the classes of bard, mage, lord, and muse are excluded from this giveaway.  Cost of materials should not exceed $100 USD, but accessories like shoes, glasses, contacts, and horns are available if you’d like to swap an item out or if I overestimate my fabric budget/ thrift a sweet deal. 
  • Merch: $100 USD in total to spend at WhatPumpkin, Topatoco, an online store for circle lenses, a wig shop, or another general fandom/cosplay related retailer of your choice!  Funds can be allocated to sellers however you prefer, but the price ceiling cannot be exceeded.

Rules: You may reblog and like as many times as you wish, but giveaway blogs will be disregarded and you must be following me to win.  The giveaway ends September 1 and the winner will be selected at random and given 48 hours to respond before another winner is chosen.  Good luck, everyone!

Posted 5 days ago

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

Posted 5 days ago

blumbitch:

When you’re with two other friends and they’re talking to each other and you’re just there like

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Posted 5 days ago